i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Please don’t take my John away
Tissues to your left ladies and gentlemen, tissues to your left…
Write lists. Start with random words, choosing the ones you love like oleander and aquamarine. Go on those that cause pinpricks of fear to rise on your skin: sorrow, graveyard, raven, slash. …Now sit down and start writing. In your story there may be a girl in a red-hooded sweat shirt climbing over a fence, stumbling past two deer as she leaves your grandmother’s house. She looks like you, but look again. You’re writing fiction. She’s someone brand-new.
I can’t tell you how much I love this
I desperately need an episode where 12 runs into Ten2 and Rose living their life with kids and a house and shit.